Join us at Junction on Sunday the 17th of December at 11am.
Please note: XXXMas Brunch is free of charge for VML members, but to offset the costs that we incur from The Junction for catering, we are asking non-members to bring $25 to donate to the club. Nobody will be turned away from this event due to lack of funds (email president@vmlclub.com if you are a non-member who wishes to join us but cannot if the donation is currently beyond your means). The final date to RSVP is December 7, we cannot guarantee your spot if you ask to join us after that date.
‘Twas the night before Grunt, when all through the bathhouse
Not a puppy was stirring, not even a grouse;
The leashes were hung by the door handle with care,
In hopes that Daddy Krampus soon would be there;
The subs were nestled all snug in their slings;
While visions of Rush made them swing;
When out in the hot tub there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my hoist to see what was the matter.
The moon of the beast goin’ in the water,
Gave a lust of midday to what’s in the cloister,
I knew in a moment he must be Daddy Krampus.
More rapid than eagles he grabbed me by the nuts,
And he pulled me over, and shouted with a mighty roar:
“One, Two, Three, Four”
From the top of his voice, to the end of pen:
“Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.”
My eyes – how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, my balls like a cherry!
Secret Santa is happening! Let us know you intend to participate in the RSVP, bring your gift of $10 or more (be as generous as you want, but we want to make sure everybody can participate in this!) and we’ll take care of the rest.
SantaMaster Claus will be appearing in his leathers for holiday photos and to be the final arbiter of who is naughty or nice. Master’s decision is final. We do not question Master
